Apple 2 and other stories

'Bartholomew made a stab at what appeared to be a large fat sausage on his plate. Moving aside what looked like a couple of large potatoes, he made another stab at the apparent sausage, "It'd be difficult for the woman to sexually reproduce human brains without it." Bartholomew chewed on fully thoughtful.' Read more about Bartholomew, 'Flesh Fiction', and his unusual associates, like Caucasian Mysterious from 'Rag Time Blew' in Apple 2 and other stories, 'if'n they want the knickers from the car, the knickers are friends only with each other, so they can get in and out without being trapped in the tin by the car nibbles. No matter how small the bigot in it, or how much the pedestrian bigotry's attractive, the knickers have to avoid being stuffed in the tin of the car nibble, because left in the cars it's evidence on the backseat.'

Autorentext

At Moorfield Junior School, Bridlington, East Yorkshire, Robin Bright was awarded his red 10 yard badge for swimming across the pool, as the green 25 yard badge was awarded for swimming lengthways, and the 75 yard blue badge was awarded for three lengths of the pool.