Apple Turned Over and other Thieves

The Japanese Manga Authority had developed an olfactory system that was quite modern. As R Spynes Amanga became a Sniff movie superheroine, her exploits were recorded as Ass Spines Manga Babe Productions. The Sniff movies were made by means of the olfactory system of humans who, as air breathers, took in 78.09% nitrogen, 20.95% oxygen, 0.93% argon, 0.039% carbon dioxide, and small amounts of other gases through the nose and mouth, and so constituted the olfactory means of manga babe production for Ass Spines Manga Babe movies. All the Manga Authority needed for production was sexual libido. A sniff of a pulchritudinous bod was sufficient to flare the nostrils and leave the mouth agape in sexual desirousness. The Manga Authority believed that, given enough time, the futanarian human penis semen of the race of women would be resurrected and so would have an olfactory production system of its own and Heavy Adze would be eliminated as R Spynes Amangas Holy Spirit triumphed over male braining and war.

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At Moorfield Junior School, Bridlington, East Yorkshire, Robin Bright was awarded his red 10 yard badge for swimming across the pool, as the green 25 yard badge was awarded for swimming lengthways, and the 75 yard blue badge was awarded for three lengths of the pool.