'Lice Sin Nudieland

'Lice takes the receptacle. She speaks as if to an unseen audience somewhat reminiscent of Apollo 11 astronaut, Neil Armstrong, relaying communications from his spacesuit to Mission Control at Houston, Texas, during the historical first man on the moon landing of July 21, 1969 (UTC: 2. 56). It sounds like her voice is radio transmitted from that distance too. It breaks up and there's some crackling, 'Prising open the peculiarly shaped cap and, squeezing the conveniently located bulbous pertuberances, I'm causing a jet of the sticky hot fluid to squirt down my eager-to-accept-it throat.' The Nudienaut swallows.

Autorentext

At Moorfield Junior School, Bridlington, East Yorkshire, Robin Bright was awarded his red 10 yard badge for swimming across the pool, as the green 25 yard badge was awarded for swimming lengthways, and the 75 yard blue badge was awarded for three lengths of the pool.