May I Torture You Teacher? Vol. 4

At the hotel Taran - tula, I kept a wary eye open for the spider, which I supposed might be looking to have one for dinner, and thereby escape the trapdoor of what was generically labeled an euctenacidae, pronounced a new Dana CD, and there were some in the stores, because Dana is a born-in-Kuwait (1987) blonde and boobed Lebanese pop Princess with big hits. Who are you? for example, that is, Enta Min? (2006) is the platter containing Im Dana (Ana Dana), with its lyric: You'll see my dance, and my coquetry, and you'll be my precious; all my love.' Precious, of course, was the name of the ring in Tolkiens The Lord Of The Rings (1954) carried by Frodo into the lair of Shelob, the giant spider, before being unmade in the fires of the volcano, Mt Doom, so causing the fall of dark Clod Hopper, the security guard. Frodo killed Shelob, because he didnt want to be her million hairies, so Dana only looks good enough to eat: ... open your eyes and you eat Turkish delight.

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Watched Sammy McIlroy's header hit the post in the defeat to Southampton, 0-1, at the Wembley FA Cup Final of 1977, and didn't have the words. Got a PhD in English at Hull University in 1993, and now Robin Bright's got some.