New Christian Truth VI

Primarily facilitated by the mass media, centered upon the Hollywood district of the city of Los Angeles, West coast state of California, the human penis has been banned since the President of the Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America (MPPDA), Will Hays, introduced the 'Hays code' of 1930, ... women, in love scenes, at all times have at least one foot on the floor (in other words, no love scenes in bed). Although the ban was lifted for the romantic comedy, featuring actress Jane Fonda and actor Robert Redford, as the naked and in bed together newly wed couple, Corie and Paul Bratter, in a New York city apartment almost overlooking Central Park, Barefoot in the Park (1967) 'cocked a snoot' at the idea of women's foot race ever being seen naked and humanly erect for mainstream cinema and TV audiences, thereby effectively decapitating the human species, which would never know that was how the alien brain eaters had feasted on their race as the 'food of the gods' in vampirism.

Autorentext

Watched Sammy McIlroy's header hit the post in the defeat to Southampton, 0-1, at the Wembley FA Cup Final of 1977, and didn't have the words. Got a PhD in English at Hull University in 1993, and now Robin Bright's got some.